The Infamous Hard Alley

The Infamous Hard Alley
Second Life's Original Sin

Monday, December 17, 2012

Seams & Dreams Burlesque Movie Released!

The first movie from Hard Alley Productions in nearly a year is finally released!  "Seams & Dreams Burlesque" is the story of a 1920's burlesque club and its struggle to survive.  Will the love of their burlesque show be enough for the owner and dancers of Seams & Dreams to overcome all the sex, politics, schemes, and betrayal?





Directed by Hard Rust from a story developed by Hard, Spirit Eleonara and Naiya Valeska.

Starring:

Spirit Eleonara as Ms. Spirit, owner of Seams & Dreams and lead dancer
Ryann Hendrassen as Rico Sleazy, Ms. Spirit's boyfriend
Naiya Valeska as Angel, a dancer
Megzi Babii as Bambi, a dancer
Tranquillitas as Thumper, a dancer
Strombolio as Doc Strom, a patron
and Hard Rust as the Mayor

Watch "Seams & Dreams Burlesque" now!

OPENING SOON!  The Seams & Dreams Burlesque Show LIVE in HARD ALLEY!

Friday, December 7, 2012

Merry Christmas from Hard Alley!

Hard Alley is covered with white, wet stuff!  Snow is blanketing most of the Alley as we prepare for our 7th Annual Christmas Celebration!  Along with our always naughty Christmas Party, this season is going to have several fun events.

Merry Christmas!

Cumming soon is the opening of the Seams & Dreams Burlesque Show, run by Ms. Spirit.  The hot, erotic dancers will keep you warm on even the coldest nights, and if you need even more heat, The Burlesque Club itself is nestled within the House of Ill Repute brothel, so there's plenty of opportunity to cuddle up with a nice warm girl.

Ms. Spirit and her dancers will keep you warm

Along with the opening of the Burlesque Club will be the release of Hard Alley Production's newest movie, based on the Burlesque Club itself.  You can catch a sneak peek at the first 3 minutes here.

Christmas break is no fun time for the girls of the Hard Alley Reform School!  We have several new guards and a hot new warden that are abusing the students regularly.  Some are even being sold into sexual slavery by the ruthless gang at the Biker Bar.  Everyone is welcome to join in the roleplay fun!  As always at Hard Alley, roleplaying is encouraged, but no one will ever be turned away because they lack roleplaying skills!

Also this winter will see re-vamps of both the Hard Boiled Diner and Lynden Labs, making your RPing experiences even better!

Angels We Have Heard On Nai

I also want to thank our beautiful Hunt Mistress, Naiya Valeska for another fun, successful hunt!  The Seven Sins Hunt was a blast and everyone seemed to have a great time.  Ulrich Nansen's Innovative Design Hunt HUD was better than ever and really helped make this hunt a fun experience for all.  Thanks also to all the designers for joining the hunt and creating some truely unique gifts!

The Sleaze King

Keep an eye on this blog, and group notices from HARD ALLEY GANG (you don't turn notices OFF, do you??) to stay informed of the latest parties, events, and sex going on at Hard Alley!

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Seven Sins Hunt

The lovely and talented Naiya Valeska has worked her sexy ass off yet again to bring you another fun and naughty hunt, and it all begins Nov 7, 2012!


Ulrich Nansen of Innovation Design has made great improvements to his revolutionary HUD-System for the hunt, which will be available at the first stop. It makes the hunt much easier, and will be your guide through the hunt, giving you teleports to each place and hints!  Touch the main Seven Sins Hunt poster in Hard Alley to receive the HUD and everything you need for this hunt!

We will be hosting a HUGE kickoff party for the hunt Saturday, Nov 10th.  The party starts at Hard Alley at 7PM SL time.  The party won't stop until the last person passes out or cums!

As before, stores participating are always subject to change.  People have emergencies and might need to drop out.  I am sure we all most of us understand Real Life supersedes Second Life.

NOTE:  When you enter the first sim which will be Hard Alley you will land in the skybox above the actual sim.  There will be a "Seven Sins Hunt" teleporter up there.  Just touch it to get teleported down to the Alley, pick up your HUD and get started.

HardCore Hunt: Seven Sins

This list will be updated as often as possible to provide you with up to date information.  Please bookmark this page and check here first before posting questions in group.  IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS OR NEED HINTS, join the HARD ALLEY GANG group and post your questions there.

HINTS ARE HIDDEN!  SELECT THE LINE UNDER THE STORE SLURL TO SEE THE HINT FOR THAT STORE!

PLEASE DO NOT IM THE STORE OWNERS!  IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS OR COMPLAINTS, DIRECT THEM TO NAIYA VALESKA OR HARD RUST!
Sending IMs and complaints to store owners is the fastest way to keep them from participating in any hunts ever again! 

0. Hard Alley to get HUD etc.
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Hard%20Alley/124/140/244

1. Captivity Co. Poses
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Pluto/37/237/28
Hint: "It makes things go Vroom Vroom"
Sin: Lust/red

2. Panda Express
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Sirens%20Call/63/146/788
Hint: "Things just got a little horny"
Sin: Envy/green


3. [QE] Designs
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Jersey%20Shore/18/189/24
Hint: "Hunting can be sooo exhausting, why don't you have a seat."
Sin: Vanity/purple


4. The Plastik
SLURL:http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/The%20Beautiful%20Machine/117/159/135
Hint: "I Almost got run over. But i held on tight, and stayed underneath."
Sin: Avarice/Gold


5. .:-CatniP-:.
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Wilwood/179/145/1499
Hint: "Sloth gives you a fat ass"
Sin: Sloth/blue


6. Candydoll
SLURL: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Supremacy/167/67/1541
Hint: "High Heels"
Sin: Gluttony/pink


7. DEATH ROW DESIGNS
SLURL: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Harfax/122/40/26
Hint: "Go up the stairs and look back down"
Sin: Wrath/dark red


8. (flaunt)
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Megamondo/108/248/951
Hint: "No wonder I can't sleep comfortably."
Sin: Avarice/Gold


9. Innovation Design
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Spellbound/62/142/801
Hint: "Practice Safe Sex"
Sin: Greed/yellow


10. The Gatsby Girl
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Antemerle/109/130/600
Hint: "I am sweet and innocent.. until someone turns the tables."
Sin: Wrath/dark red


11. The Nawty Box
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Breton/95/224/2279
Hint: "Everyday should be a brand NEW day"
Sin: Wrath, Lust, Sloth, Gluttony, and Avarice


12. RACK Poses
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Serena%20Santa%20Cruz/59/20/22
Hint: "Take a dirty picture for me"
Sin: Lust/red


13. Razorblade Jacket
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Depraved%20Nation/133/161/28
Hint: "It's coming soon"
Sin: Green / Envy


14. Etchaflesh
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Endless%20Death/45/160/24
Hint: "One bite a day keeps the hunter away"
Sin: Lust or Vanity (red or purple)



15. ~TEMPESTUOUS~
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Sweet%20Reach/26/168/2003
Hint: "There is an Angel above"
Sin: Avarice/gold


16. . Infiniti .
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/The%20Slums/164/89/28
Hint: "Trust Me.... You Will Find Your Gift Here :)"
Sin: Wrath/Lust red/dark red


17. Milk
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/AMERICAN%20BAZAAR/130/84/24
Hint: "Go stand in the corner you naughty girl!"
Sin: Lust/red


18. Repulse
SLURL: http://slurl.com/secondlife/REPULSE/181/159/1096
Hint: "Massacre"
Sin:Gluttony/Pink


19. Blissiere
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Red%20Wing/129/175/32
Hint: "Not under the rug or in pockets of clothes, but check out where all the loose change goes"
Sin: Purple/Vanity


20. Pose Pirate
SLURL: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tamaqua/72/208/32
Hint: "Don't be greedy, share your water with those that are thirsty"
Sin: Avarice/yellow


21. .::Kre-ations:..
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/elie%20island/204/86/622
Hint: "I'm resting where the beast is seeking for his beloved one"
Sin: Green (envy)


22. LK Design
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Beauvais/245/191/35
Hint: "Hot Steam Punk"
Sin: Lust/red


23. Sassy!
SLURL: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sassy/71/111/33/
Hint: "Don't look so hard! The best things sometimes come when you just sit back and relax."
Sin: Envy / Green


24. Mock
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Business%20District%20Delta/122/170/23
Hint: "Doctor"
Sin: Vanity/Purple


25. Sin on Skin
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Hard%20Alley/28/47/21
Hint: "Greedy greedy"
Sin: all of them


26. Demise of Flight
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Parameshvara/160/32/43
Hint: "Tell us all a-boat it"
Sin: Blue - Sloth


27. .:Stone Misery:. Prefabs & Furniture
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Owendale/127/60/33
Hint: "All she wants to do is dance dance..."
Sin: Gluttony


28. Red Devil Inc.
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Bang%20Tao%20Beach/75/194/23
Hint: *******
Sin: Vanity/Purple



29. Splash Store
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Presque%20Isle/23/161/22
Hint: "You walked right"
Sin: Avarice/yellow


30. 1 Hundred.
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Sassy/188/100/35
Hint: "Find A New Item!"
Sin: Vanity/purple


31. .::ODB::.
SLURL: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Spini/241/240/30
Hint: "Look Out!"
Sin: Wrath/dark red


32. Nocturnal Needs
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Olber/192/24/1003
Hint: "When It's On Sale, everybody wins! That's also where you'll find one of seven deadly sins!"
Sin: Envy/green



33. PRIME
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/PRIME%20II/39/211/25
Hint: "Click the landmark giver for hints"
Sin: Envy/green


34. Lushish Catz
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/High%20Sierra/95/18/22
Hint: "Sweet fruits are always Yummy"
Sin: Wrath /Orange


35. Soedara
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Serena%20Gardena/200/18/22
Hint: "The Doors of perception are cleansed. The sparkles will guide you, to infinity."
Sin: Lust/red


36. RH Builds
SLURL:http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hard%20Alley/118/106/21
Hint: "Where 8 people can "Nap" at the same time"
Sin: Sloth/Blue


37. Bound & Bitten
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Sensual%20Heaven/98/95/1413
Hint: "Multi Hint giver at store"
Sin: wrath


38. + [ l u x u r i a n t ]
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Temptations%20Dream/68/235/1499
Hint: "Look high for pride"
Sin: Vanity/Pride/purple


39. [Y U M Z]
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Vogue/192/163/22
Hint: "If only I had a head"
Sin: Wrath or Gluttony dark red/pink


40. Paisley Daisy
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Camomile/196/84/22
Hint: "It doesn't get dusted here very often"
Sin: Vanity/purple


41. Indigo Oddities
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Anala/188/37/245
Hint: "Thanatos tie shares the Same color as me"
Sin: Vanity / Violet


42. zibber's designs
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Dunmore%20Bay/250/27/23
Hint: "Power Overwhelming"
Sin: Wrath/dark red


43. VPInc. Designz
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Spin%20City/145/173/34
Hint: "When we lust another.. We want to see their face as we please them, we want to see our own reflections when we reach our climax together"
Sin: Red-Lust


44. NXXTGEN
SLURL: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Owendale/236/80/26
Hint: "Look closely in the scenery next to the TP point"
Sin: WRATH / Orange


45. Lyrieal's Boutique
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Baraka%20Point/195/85/25
Hint: "Yummy Berries"
Sin: gluttony/pink



46. Red Hot Ginger
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Valhalla/216/184/22
Hint: "Ohh how I wish, I wish, Ummm where is my coin "
Sin: Lust/red


47. Lok's Low Prim Furniture
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Bedroom%20Furniture/86/83/23
Hint: "By a livingroom set the color of pride, is where this naughty prize doth hide."
Sin: Vanity/Pride purple


48. { .::Gala Fashion Design::. }
SLURL: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Koltorum/101/44/22
Hint: "Call me 'pink skull'..."
Sin: Gluttony


49. Aphrodite Shop
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Gigli%20Neit/158/143/693
Hint: "Maybe its on the new releases area?"
Sin: all sins


50. Shop Name: Renee India
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Chicago%20City/214/109/25
Hint: "There are limits to my lust"
Sin: Purple (Vanity/Pride)


51. Intrepid
SLURL:http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Fable/151/136/23
Hint: ********
Sin: Envy/Green


52. Patch Work Heart
SLURL:http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Buttermere/44/196/300
Hint: "Time for a nap"
Sin: Sloth/Blue


53. Vice
SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Paradise%20Landing/21/30/2502
Hint: "If it's vain to love yourself then I might blush pink"
Sin: Vanity/Purple


54. FadaBebe
SLURL:http://slurl.com/secondlife/Vogue/152/195/22
Hint: "Even the greedy leopard couldn't change his spots!"
Sin: Gluttony Pink


55. Contraption
SLURL:http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Contraption/136/93/3511
Hint: "With such decoration, any man or woman would envy such display of such wealth; however, in war - it looks barbaric."
Sin:Envy/Green


56. SA Designs
SLURL:http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/VooDoo%20Island/147/172/22
Hint: "If you cant see it, youre looking too hard...or are too hard"
SinLust/red